Others Must Stay Irritated (OMSI)
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Ok, so that’s not what OMSI stands for…it’s the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry, a fantastic fun place to spend an afternoon with your kid. The exhibits are for the most part very cool, and there is a LOT of hands-on stuff to do. However, it seems everytime we go there to have a bit of fun and enjoy the exhibits, the place is filled with out-of-control kids and seemingly retarded parents who can’t regain control of their drooling brats. Of course, for “hands-on” exhibits, having an endless army of unruly ankle-biters touching and interfering with everyone’s enjoyment or ability to interact with the exhibits isn’t really conducive to a good time.
I get that your kids are retarded, some because of the gene pool and “bad luck”, but for fucks sake most of it is simply because of horrendous parenting!! What the fuck is wrong with some of you?! After my son and I had waited patiently for the line at one particular exhibit to wind down, it was our turn to check it out. No sooner did I get up to the exhibit when some nappyheaded asshole basically shoves his blob of carbon bearing his surname in FRONT of myself and my son, not even looking back to excuse his pathetic behavior. To top it off, he just let his kid fuck about with the buttons and pull levers, not reading what the exhibit was about, or trying to educate his kid. Just some fucking lump of flesh enabling another lump of flesh to do what they do best; consume air, take up space, and contribute to the damaged gene pool which will ultimately be the demise of the entire fucking human race.
Congratulations asshole, you taught that otherwise innocent child how to grow up to be an self-impotant asshole with no social conscience.
