The Bleeding Edge of Reality

…you hold up three lanes of 40MPH traffic only to cut across all of them to get to a fucking liquor store.

Yesterday I was on my way to the CoLo to bounce my border router when, for no apparent reason, traffic suddenly came to nearly a halt. It’s about 4:30pm on a Sunday, and there’s no reason for traffic to back up. I can see ahead that it’s moving, but slowly, and lots of brake lights. “No consequence to me” I think as I get into the far right lane, which is the onramp for I-5 south. Suddenly, out of nowhere, this fucking red piece of shit pretending to be a road-worthy vehicle shoots across two lanes of traffic, ACROSS THE ONRAMP ENTRANCE, in an attempt to get into the LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT! If that weren’t bad enough, this asshole HAMMERS HIS/HER BRAKES as they hit the very slightly sloped entrance, as if they were going to fall apart upon hitting it! I’m talking about a VERY slight slope…you could have hit that thing at 40MPH and not flinched, but no. This dumbass comes to a complete fucking stop, sideways across traffic, I suspect in order to not spill their last PBR on the “bump”.

So, as this addict limping his/her POS truck up the 3% grade into the liquor store parking lot, I noticed the license plate is from WISCONSIN!! Wisconsin: The Land Time Forgot. Blech. For all those that thought there were lots of stupid folks ANYWHERE ELSE, you’ve never been to Wisconsin. This is a place where they hassle, arrest, violate rights, and persecute anyone who doesn’t hold dear the far right conservative values of the good ol’ boys network that makes up the “government” there. Cops, lawyers, judges…they’re all in on it.

However, I digresss…it’s no wonder this asshole needed to get to the liquor store quickly, likely to forget that much faster what a shithole state they came from.