Awful Websites Vol. 1
We’ve all seen them. Some gimp decides to grab a copy of notepad and start “crafting” up a personal webpage, intent on publishing his/her ignorance worldwide. Some of these folks do it to present personal facts, some do it to create a soapbox upon which to preach to the world, some do it just to try to learn HTML, and some just do it because they want to look “cool”. There are so many examples of these vomitous digital tomes of nonsense that it’s hard to pick one as a prime example of what a website should NOT look like, but I’ve got one here that truly takes a prize for The Worst Website in Cyberspace.
In order to take an award for The Worst Website in Cyberspace, it must meet some rather stringent criteria. It must:
- contain little to no entertainment value.
- contain a large amount of grammatical errors, including spelling and misused forms of words (to, two, too come to mind)
- contain a ridiculous amount of pointless text sizing and colors which would offend Helen Keller
- contain little to no actual scripting, but simply a “body” tag with endless variations of fonts and colors
- contain emphasis on conjunctions like “but, or, and”, etc
- contain excessive use of 8 color sprite graphics and 2 pane animated gifs harvested from other hideous sites
- contain self-serving content which interests nobody but the “author” of said travesty
Extra points are given for gratuitous asskissing, making “pointless points”, and lack of cohesive information flow.
Well folks, I indeed have what I consider to be not only the prime candidate which meets the above with flying colors, but a clear winner that none of you can top. Visit (link removed to protect the guilty 
), but be forewarned, this is one gawd-awful site capable of further blinding the blind, and WILL make you retarded for reading it. I believe you’ll find that this site is indeed The Worst Website in Cyberspace.
